{"product_id":"alcohol-salad-funny-bar-sign","title":"Alcohol \u0026 Salad – Funny Aluminium Bar Sign","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\"\u003eSome words of wisdom deserve to be displayed proudly. Others are just funny enough to earn their place on the wall. 😂\u003cspan class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchor\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing the words \u003cstrong\u003e“Alcohol — because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad!”\u003c\/strong\u003e, this cheeky little aluminium sign is made for home bars, garden bars, kitchens and anywhere good stories have a habit of beginning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe distressed retro design gives it the feel of an old-fashioned bar sign, while its compact size makes it an easy way to add a little humour and personality without taking over the room.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLightweight and ready to hang, it makes a fun little gift for friends, partners, dads, cocktail lovers and that person who can somehow turn \u003cem\u003e“we'll just have one”\u003c\/em\u003e into an entire evening's worth of stories.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFunny alcohol-themed aluminium sign\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e“No Great Story Ever Started With Someone Eating A Salad” design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDistressed vintage-style finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLightweight aluminium\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePre-drilled holes for easy hanging\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize: 20cm wide × 15cm high\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHorizontal orientation\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIdeal for home bars, garden bars, kitchens and entertaining spaces\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA fun gift for anyone who enjoys a drink and a laugh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eSalad has many fine qualities. Storytelling apparently isn't one of them.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lou-Mae Designs","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53566501454097,"sku":"WMS0007","price":5.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0015\/0729\/5305\/files\/AlcoholLS2_9d27b108-8e3a-4b45-a7e8-c82ac92093b8.png?v=1779057958","url":"https:\/\/loveloumae.com\/products\/alcohol-salad-funny-bar-sign","provider":"Lou-Mae Designs","version":"1.0","type":"link"}