Alcohol & Salad – Funny Aluminium Bar Sign

Some words of wisdom deserve to be displayed proudly. Others are just funny enough to earn their place on the wall. 😂

Featuring the words “Alcohol — because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad!”, this cheeky little aluminium sign is made for home bars, garden bars, kitchens and anywhere good stories have a habit of beginning.

The distressed retro design gives it the feel of an old-fashioned bar sign, while its compact size makes it an easy way to add a little humour and personality without taking over the room.

Lightweight and ready to hang, it makes a fun little gift for friends, partners, dads, cocktail lovers and that person who can somehow turn “we'll just have one” into an entire evening's worth of stories.

Product details

• Funny alcohol-themed aluminium sign
• “No Great Story Ever Started With Someone Eating A Salad” design
• Distressed vintage-style finish
• Lightweight aluminium
• Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging
• Size: 20cm wide × 15cm high
• Horizontal orientation
• Ideal for home bars, garden bars, kitchens and entertaining spaces
• A fun gift for anyone who enjoys a drink and a laugh

Salad has many fine qualities. Storytelling apparently isn't one of them.