No Wankers Strict Policy Funny Aluminium Bar Sign – 20 × 15cm

Some house rules really shouldn't need explaining.

For establishments operating a strict No Wankers Policy, this wonderfully blunt little aluminium sign saves everyone the trouble of having to mention it.

With its distressed retro styling and gloriously unapologetic wording, it's made for home bars, sheds, garages, garden rooms and anywhere else where good company is welcome — and certain other visitors perhaps aren't.

The small print even advises management to “use all means necessary” to deal with offenders. We shall leave the precise interpretation of that entirely up to you. 😇

The useful bits

• Lightweight aluminium wall sign
• Distressed vintage-style design
• Pre-drilled holes for easy hanging
• Approx. 20cm × 15cm
• Bold red, yellow and black design
• Easy to display
• Ideal for home bars, sheds, garages and garden rooms

A Lou-Mae favourite for: anyone who believes life's simply too short for bad company.